2026-02-28 12:05 PM EST … That is St Petersburg, Florida for everyone else in the world. AND STOP MOVING HERE! WE ARE ALL FULL! I already called dibs! Stop moving here! My property taxes are a felony! For some tunes to get you in the mood. LET’S DO THIS BABY! LOTS AND LOTS OF BABIES!

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FOR CHINESE SCROLL LOWER…

Some time ago… but not that long…

For the short direct serious approach… Start here… Family First AWAYS, then Chapter 1. I’m still updating but those two are pretty solid. ‘

About Tan is an international intelligence dossier I asked Grok to create on me. I reviewed it and added more details that Grok is not aware of yet.

I am gonna keep going. If you need a good laugh… Future Comic?

Thanks for your time and curiosity. This is my way of getting everyone up to speed about me and what I am about. The stories that created the Kung Fu Panda you know today. The deaths of my two aunts, taking care of my two elderly parents while maintaining a full time job for a global powerhouse of a company like EA took it’s toil on me and I am now out of my cave and back in the game of life. Read at your own peril. Slow and Steady WINS THE RACE. PACE YOURSELF. IT’S A MARATHON NOT A SPRINT.

I WROTE THIS WHILE ON THE POOPER SO IT’S MEANT FOR YOU TO READ WHILE YOU ARE ALSO ON THE POOPER… FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY… YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE ME SERIOUSLY…

Follow the @BigBaldAsian on http://X.com OR @Tanman on Facebook for tips on mastering life, flow state, living life to the fullest..

Best life… Better each day than the day before…

What are you waiting for… I’ll transform your life if you’re willing to do the work… No one gets a free pass.

I will give you the opportunity to transform your life faster than you can take 💩. BET? 😂

✝️/JESUS/KUNG FU 🐼/🌎☮️/MERICA/FAMILY | BSME/CONSULTANT/TECH/AI/BI/RPA/HR AUTOMATION@EA | Masters of Flow State, Writer, Collector of Gurus, Art, and Life Tips… I can make you famous someday… Just NOT today!

I BELIEVE IN U… I BELIEVE IN ME… I BELIEVE IN US… QUIEDA BELL 😇RIP… GO WOLFPACK!

WE ARE ALL ARTISTS IN MY WORLD… WHAT ARE YOUR PASSIONS and DREAMS? WHAT’S HOLDING YOU BACK… I’LL HELP YOU… YOU WON THE LOTTERY… BETTER THAN THE LOTTERY… YOU GOT ME… I’M CONSISTENT AND HAVEN’T LET ANYONE DOWN YET…

I’LL BET I CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER, MORE EFFECTIVE, MORE EFFICIENT, MORE AUTOMATION THAN EVER BEFORE AS I LEARN IT MYSELF…WANNA BET?

I WILL CHARGE YOU ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP YOU… I GET TO CHOOSE WHO I WORK WITH FIRST… ANY TAKERS… IF I HELP YOU… YOU PAY ME WHATEVER YOU WANT… IF I DON’T HELP YOU WORK MORE EFFICENT OR LIVE A BETTER LIFE… YOU GOT WHAT YOU PAID FOR…. NOTHING… TRY ME… WHAT’S THE SAYING IN THE MOVIE A CHRISTMAS STORY…

@GROK – SHORT AND TOO THE POINT grok… what is the next 2 or 3 higher than double dog dare… reference from The Christmas Story movie… I TRIPLE DOG DARE ANYBODY TO TAKE MY BET… FLOW STATE IS A HELLA SHENANIGAN! PROBABLY THE BEST… VERY MISUNDERSTOOD BY MOST… THEY JUST AREN’T READY… I HAVE YET TO FIND ANYONE IN MY CIRCLES THAT CAN OUT WORK ME… I WAS OUT FOR A WHILE DO TO A DEATH IN THE FAMILY AND TAKING CARE OF FAMILY… I AM COMPLETE NOW AND BACK IN THIS GAME. READY TO HELP AND ASSIST ANY WAY I CAN… JUST COME FIND ME… I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE AND BE HONORED… COST YOU NOTHING. IT IS MY PLEASURE TO SERVE YOU AND THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS TO SAVE THE WORLD… IT’S COMING… YOU CAN FEEL THE SHIFT… I’M PART OF IT… I AM JUST A SEED LIKE YOU THAT IS STEERING THIS BIG SHIP TOWARDS MARS AND THE STARS… READY PLAYER ONE, THE EXPANSE, FREE GUY, STAR TREK AND STAR WARS W/O THE BAD STUFF… MAKE IT SO SEVERE ANYONE WHO DARES TO DO WRONG WILL SEEK MAXIMUM PUNISHEMENT… THERE IS A ROAD TO REDEMPTION OF COURSE, BUT I’M WILLING TO WORK OUT WHAT THAT SYSTEM IS LIKE…

LET’S BUILD THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY… I’M STARTING RIGHT NOW TO SUPPLEMENT GROKIPEDIA AND GROK + SOME OTHERS I HAVEN’T TRIED YET… STILL NEW TO THIS… JUST STARTED THIS IN JANUARY. SO FAR SO GOOD…

@PatrickBetDavid – YOU ARE MY TRUE NORTH ON WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE WORLD AND BUSINESS. @TIMCAST IS WHERE MY PODCAST JOURNEY BEGAN… I WILL GET TO YOU LATER TIM… PINKY SWEAR… TABLE THIS FOR NOW…

@ElonMusk – I’M ALL IN ON ELON AND @TheAllInPod (Huge fans of everyone… even @jason… but boy do you make it hard. I love you though brother)… TELSA IS COMING FEBRUARY 18TH… MY GOAL IS TO GIFT TESLA’S FOR ALL MY TRIBE MEMBERS STARTING WITH MY CLOSE TRIBE LEADERS + FAMILY… ALWAYS FAMILY… YOU WOULD BE PROUD OF MY WORK ELON… RESPECT BACK TO YOU FOR INSPIRING ME TO PLAY BIGGER. I BLAME YOU FOR THIS…

@PalmerLuckey – OUTSTANDING! JUST WOW! I THINK YOU MAY GIVE ELON A RUN FOR THE MONEY UNLESS I CATCH UP FROM JUST WRITING… KIDDING… NOT KIDDING 😂… I AM A FELLOW ENGINEER… MECHANICAL ONE… NEVER USED IT YET… BUT BOY WAS I AMAZING IN THERMO… NO JOKE.

If you’re having health issue and interested in Stem Cells… Here is what I watched @joerogan talk to @OFFICIAL_Mel_Gb about it… THEY SAVED MY LIFE… I suggest you contact Ian after you vet them like I did.

Ian Cloak

Referral is me. Telap Tan

[email protected]

Patient Advocate

+1 (615)703-5128 Work Cell

http://cellularperformanceinstitute.com/

God. Jesus. Kung Fu 🐼 whereas in your world, it’s _____, _____, _______

There’s still time to save the world… We can’t save everyone… https://youtu.be/m6F4lHSbmWQ?si=2WRLNC15O2M8gWS3 what if I’m half wrong…

When I came up with the title, the original bi-line was “HOW DOING SHENANIGANS SAVED MY LIFE, MY FAMILY, AND BROUGHT ME CLOSER TO FAITH”… AFTER CONSULTING WITH A TRUSTED ADVISOR, what I can say is… the focus is not so much on religion… The focus is about being the best steward for yourself, your family, your community, your tribe, and the rest of the world… THIS IS THE VISION AND MISSION…

PROLOGUE

If you are reading this, it is because someone loves you deeply. The impact that you made on that person’s life is significant and this is a gift. Remember that along the way and when you get the chance, share with them the impact they made on your life too. Giving gratitude is a gift that keeps on giving. I have been blessed beyond wonders and I have had so many conversations with GOD and still do everyday.

My intent is to share my life lessons and insights with you in hopes that it transforms your life for the better. I don’t say this enough, but I am a function of you being in my life. And even if our paths have diverged and we are no longer in contact, know that I do love you and wish you the very best that life has to offer. I always saw something bigger in yourself that you may not have been ready to hear nor attempt to live up to. In you own time, journey, and adventure, my hope is that you find your own path to God and that our paths will cross again my friend.

GIVING:

If you get something out of this… share it with people you love and trust. If you know me by now, I am not in this for the money. This has to grow organically… 100%. No marketing. No anything… I may bake in affiliate links or source websites for you to purchase any of my recommendations…. But that’s not the intent…

Venmo – @pandatanman

There will be a page dedicated for GIVING… maybe tomorrow… It’s not important for now.

WHAT’S IS THIS ALL ABOUT? WHY?

Through my EPIC LEGENDARY adventure, I was able to FORGIVE MY DAD, LOVE HIM, TAKE CARE OF HIM (EVEN IF HE DOESN’T DESERVE IT IMO), SURRENDER TO MY MOM WHO I LOVE SO DEARLY, AND FINALLY BREAKTHROUGH WITH MY OLDER BROTHER (LAST KEY THAT UNLOCKED EVERYTHING!)… I AM A COMPLETE OPEN BOOK WITH THEM. THEY KNOW EVERYTHING. THERE ARE NO SECRETS. ALL OF IT… JUST IMAGINE THE LEVEL OF FREEDOM I HAVE… WE ALL HAVE… WOULD YOU NOT WANT THAT FOR EVERYONE?

And to prove it…

When you get old AF… like my dad. You may not eat as much as you like to…. YOU ARE SKIN AND BONES… YOU WOBBLE… YOU ARE NOT STABLE… YOU NEED HELP AND ASSISTANCE… AND HE IS A REAL MOTHER F’R… YEAH HE IS THAT GUY…

When it is 79 degrees Fahrenheit (26.1111111111 in Celsius… this will be the biggest inside joke…) I SWEAT… NO JOKE… I’M BALD… I’M BIG… I’M 6FT TALL… I’M THE 6FT BALD ASIAN WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT… WITH BIG ASS CALVES! DON’T PISS ME OFF… I’LL TAKE ONE OF MY CALVES AND USE IT AS A BOOMERANG AND WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP… WHHHAAAA…. KAAA… FLIP IT… SLAP IT… RUB IT DOWN… WHAT DOES THAT DO TO THE TURKEY?

I keep my home… our home at 78 degrees. As we age, we want warmth. Because of the PEACE I have been granted by my choices in life in how I talk, what I do, what I project… I am now able to distinguish the fine details of life. This is a rare… very rare gift… I have been exercising this new muscle and noticed that for my dad, this was the perfect gift for him.

If you don’t have one for yourself, go buy one for every family member. For kids… in my case, my parents and older brother, this is a new device in their world. This device is OLD SCHOOL. Analog, not digital. Easy turn on/off switch. This was the best product that aligned with my values. Here is the link.

I found a recent old guru…and this was the pick… click on the image and you can purchase it… do your own research… i trust my guru with my life…. here you go… RESPECT! I DIDN’T KNOW I DIDN’T KNOW… THANK YOU… I AM BLESSED…. DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH……THAT LITTLE TINY winnie… itsy bitsy… nugget of POOP! 💩 DRAGON FRUIT MAKES YOU POOP! CHEW THE SEEDS… THATS THE KEY! YOU WILL THANK ME LATER… YOUr wElcome… an ODE to MICHAEL MALICE… RESPECT 😁

If you make a mess, you may wanna clean it up… I recommend using this… 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE… we use this in our kitchen. We cut it to the perfect size and it just the BEST! YOUR WELCOME…..Michael malice

SIDE NOTE… IF YOU ARE HAVING LOWER BACK PROBLEMS IT MAY BE YOUR WALK… STAND TALL AND BE INTENTIONAL…WALK LIKE YOU MEAN IT. WALK THAT LINE. I WAS DRIFTING RIGHT. THAT ONE LITTLE TWEAK….SHAVED TWO SECONDS OFF OF A KID’S CROSS COUNTRY RACE… JUST IMAGINE HER MOM THANKING THAT GURU… HIS NAME IS JIM… TELL HIM THE PANDA SENT YOU… THANK YOU JIM FOR TAKING SUCH GREAT CARE OF MY FAMILY…RESPECT…

MY AUNT TAUGHT ME HOW TO DISTINGUISH THE BEST TEAS… I lost her to CANCER a few years ago… I still miss her and ❤️her and her family hardest! it’s because of her, i spend my days sipping on the best teas that life has to offer me with Mama Tan… HER PASSING BROKE ME…LITERALLY BROKE ME… I WENT INTO MY CAVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS… NOW I’M BACK STRONGER THAN EVER TO GIVE BACK WHAT SHE TAUGHT ME…RESPECT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I TOLD YOU TO GET A TOWEL! LAST WARNING…

THIS IS THE FIREHOSE CHAOS EDITION… IT’S FREE. PLEASE LIKE SHARE… YADA YADA YADA…. LET’S GET BUSY!

I MADE A BET WITH A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE THAT MY STRETCH GOAL WAS TO GET THIS DONE BY SATURDAY JANUARY 31ST. YOU BE THE JUDGE… MAYOR… YOU OWE ME A DOLLAR! MEET ME AT CURRY LEAVES! 😂❤️😁🐼

Here is my MASHUP FUTURE…Movie Recommendations (gary + marvin + hilda 😇)…Ready Player One… FREE GUY… THE EXPANSE on Prime Video… (NOT KID FRIENDLY… NOT A FAN… BUY AND SUPPORT LOCAL… MORE ON THAT LATER DOWN BELOW…)… STAR TREK WITHOUT THE FIGHTING… AND STAR WARS w/o the Wars… War is bad… Life is precious… To precious… Even to abort…. Like me… Not me… I’m the key! DO YOU SEE?

I’m going rapid fire… I’ll expand more as I can… For now… I apologize for any inconvenience, pain, or suffering what I am about to say may have caused… Try to keep up… Skip… Speed read… Do whatever you want… You know the rules… AND IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE RULES… YOU WILL SOON.

I wanna show you what you’re capable of by sharing what I was able to accomplish with a silly crazy insane goal LIKE… WRITING A LIFE CHANGING… LIFE ALTERING… WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL THIS… that could cause world peace… kinda book by Saturday January 31st…. That I didn’t start physically writing until January… Something past January 1st…

This may sound impossible… But for me… It’s how I spend time sitting on my pooper… MY HAPPY PLACE… THE PLACE WHERE I GET MY BEST IDEAS AND AHA MOMENTS… NO JOKE…. IF YOU ARE STUCK OR WHATEVER… GO TAKE A POOP OR TAKE A SHOWER… IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! SERIOUSLY!

THIS IS WHERE I listen to podcasts before I hop in the shower to take care of both my elderly parents while they sleep… Before I reconnect this weekend to spend time with two of my very best friends because it’s one of their birthdays… I treat these people like my brothers and family.  BECAUSE THEY ARE!

I HAVE A DREAM… A DREAME CLEAN MACHINE… MULTIPLE ACTUALLY… GROK IT… 

IN MY DREAM… MY UTOPIA… CAN YOU IMAGINE A HIGH TRUST SOCIETY WHERE THERE IS SO MUCH ABUNDANCE THAT PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER AND THEIR TRIBE WITHOUT THE NEED FOR GOVERNMENTS AND LAWS? 

Sure they still exist… For now… EVIL IS REAL. Laws are for oath breakers and people who fall off the horse… 

In my world we take care of our own. We vet everyone joining our tribe… I’ll explain more later… Table this for now… But this is my why… I’m going to Mars with Elon… I’m all in on Elon… If I were tapped on the shoulder by Elon… How could I say no… I would not… Can you even imagine… It’s only January… 

The sacrifices I do for my family and my tribe… I would lay my life for every single one of them… DO YOU BELIEVE ME…. EVERYONE THOUGH? WOW… WHAT KINDA HIGH TRUST SOCIETY WOULD THAT LOOK LIKE? I WONDER… CAN YOU EVEN TRY TO IMAGINE… THAT’S MY WHY AND THIS IS WHAT I’M PLAYING FOR… THESE ARE THE STAKES… IN MY GAME… 

LET’S GO… LFG!!! GET READY… GET SET… GO… GO… GO…GO… GO… GO…GO… GO… GO…GO… GO… GO…

Self care. Self development. Exercise… Physical mental diet… I struggled with my weight for years. I’ve been called fat boy more times than I can count from our chief cook who was from Vietnam… That was God saying… Stop eating so much… I ate till I threw up… No kidding… 

Master cleanse… SPICY Lemonade diet… 10 days of suffering… You will come out the other side a new person… The salt water flush is the toughest part. Use high quality water… Details matter… KAGEN WATER. FOLLOW THE LINK TO LEARN MORE…. NEVER DID WATER FAST OR THE LION DIET… LOOK INTO IT… CONTROL YOUR EATING… Get busy… Do stuff… GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING… MOVIE REFERENCE… SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION… 

BEFORE YOU START WONDERING ABOUT MY WHY… skirrrrt.. lmfao… wtf… omg… lol….

Is he dying? DOES HE HAVE CANCER? DEMENTIA? ALZHEIMER… I know what you’re thinking… I SEE YOU WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE… I KNOW WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE… I KNOW WHO’S NAUGHTY OR NICE… I’M ALL KNOWING… NO.. NONE OF THAT… BUT I AM DEALING WITH ALL OF THAT. AND SOME OF YOU WILL TOO. I GOT YOU! ❤️ 

Kids. Family.  Want them and I want lots of kids… Anything else other than this is a distraction and not worth my time. 

Dealing with my parents. Elder care. Life insurance.  You can’t imagine what I do for my parents… They are well taken care of. The ones that know… Know… 

***SIDE STORY*** AND IT NEEDS TO BE SAID

I have a very dear friend who recently buried his father last year due to the corruption of our GOVERNMENT, SOCIAL SECURITY, VETERAN’S AFFAIR… SOUND FAMILIAR?

Our parents hardly planned for anything. Silly stuff, like what do we do with all their stuff?

Dealing with my family, IT TOOK ME THREE LONG YEARS AND A TON OF CONVERSATIONS AND ROAD TRIPS TO inspire my family to sell the house we grew up in, PURGE what they did not want to keep and transform their living arrangements. AFTER HEARING WHAT A LOCAL FLORIDA NURSING HOME DID TO MY FRIEND’S FATHER… THAT WAS NEVER AN OPTION FOR MY PARENTS… Elder care is one of the hardest challenges MY FRIEND had in their life… far beyond sports on a competitive level… THEY MURDERED THAT MAN… IMO

***END SIDE STORY***

Landmark education. Advanced course. SELP. WISDOM COURSE

Language is the construct. Without integrity nothing works. Play full out… Play hard. Love harder. Rest hardest… Pace yourself… It’s a marathon… Not a sprint… 

Religion… Not religious… Give yourself grace… Forgive yourself. Forgive others. Stay out of their business… Focus… Laser focus. Define boundaries and communicate them clearly… To be unclear is to be unkind…

If you look at my resume you will not find ESP OR MIND READING SKILLS… THE CONVERSATIONS YOU HAVE ONLY YOU KNOW… 

AND THAT LITTLE VOICE CAN BE EVIL AND DARK. I DON’T HAVE ONE ANYMORE… I PUT MINE OUT In PERMANENT TIME OUT… I DRESSED IT UP AS A CHRISTMAS TREE HANGING NASTY ORNAMENTS UP LIKE A DEAD SKUNK EVERYTIME I CATCH IT… That little voice is your EGO… REMINDS ME HOW UNSERIOUS THIS VOICE IS. MY ego holds no power against me… I have been exercising this muscle all my life since Landmark Education… 

Time management… Tim ferris. 4 hour work week. 4 hour body. Write lists… Fold a letter paper into fourths and you have 8 small to do lists… 

Dave Ramsey… Financial peace… Every dollar… Legacy… Retire with dignity… Build wealth… Diversify… Strike.me is a solid platform to convert your pay into BTC very seemlessly… Great service.
https://invite.strike.me/TXKC2H

if you really wanna give me something… feel free… but it’s not required…

Check your 401K provider about a PCRA account… Grok it… this allows you to purchase single stocks instead of just mutual funds through your employers 401K administrators company.

Cars… Buy Toyota… Buy American… Tesla… Space X… Receiving my 2026 Model X February 18th. Just got the news yesterday… 🙏 😇 

Adulting Sucks butt… but it is inevitable… @Cernovich throwing WISDOM with @Michaelmalice… YOUR WELCOME! GET IT
https://youtu.be/yPgoBk2Ofag?si=XjsZZRkKKrLQZoG0

BTW… I WROTE THE ORIGINAL VERSION WITHIN 40 MINUTES SITTING ON THE POOPER… I FAILED MY MISSION 😢 I’LL EAT MORE DRAGON FRUIT BECAUSE DRAGON FRUIT MAKES YOU POOP… CHEW THE SEEDS. WE GROW THEM. THEY ARE GOD’S GIFT FOR REGULARITY… 🙏 BENEFIBER IS NEXT OR METIMUCIL… OTHERWISE WE GO FOR THE BIG GUNS… THE PINK LABEL… OR EAT MORE GREENS AND DO IT ORGANICALLY… DRINK YOUR WATER PEOPLE… HYDRATE!

NOW FOR THE REAL CONTENT OF MY ORIGIN STORY… IT IS STILL A WORKING IN PROGRESS

WARNING: As I share some of my most darkest secrets, failures, and faults please take all of this to heart… I am trusting you not to do any harm to myself, my family, and my tribe. First and foremost, they are what is most important to me and I will protect them will my life. Do not share this with someone that you would not trust with your own life or do harm to the people you love most. This is what I am trusting in you and those who you share this with. For that reason, I will not use anyone’s real name to protect them. If you know them great! WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER! PLEASE DO NOT DISCLOSE NAMES OR DOX ANYONE YOU DO NOT TRUST WITH YOU OWN LIFE. 🙏 DO NOT MAKE ME SICK MOMO ON YOU… 

As Hecklefish would say… THERE IS ALWAYS A BOOK 😜🙏… WHYFILES!

Read, skim, skip, speed read at your own peril… There are a ton of people I give thanks to and the story behind the story is extraordinary and legendary… GET A TOWEL…

YOU WILL USE IT….

ALWAYS KNOW WHERE YOUR TOWEL IS…

THE ANSWER IS 42…(MOVIE REFERENCE – BONUS IF YOU KNOW IT! GROK IT)

YOU WOULD BE CRAZY TO READ ALL OF THIS IN ONE SITTING… PACE YOURSELF… IT’S A MARATHON… NOT A SPRINT… 

JUMP AROUND… JUMP AROUND… JUMP AROUND AND GET DOWN… (MUSIC REFERENCE… LOOK IT UP AND LEARN SOME CULTURE)

I AM A PROUD NATURALIZED ASIAN IMMIGRANT AMERICAN CITIZEN aka PANDA… KUNG FU PANDA 🐼

and this is my origin story… 

DEDICATION… It’s LONG… BARE WITH ME OR SKIP IT… SERIOUSLY…. LAST WARNING….

I thank GOD for giving me grace, wisdom, humility, and a sense of humor. This will be a Rollercoaster… I invite you to buckle up twice… Three times the charm… Here We go…. 

To my grand mother for her cooking, smile, and wisdom… How in the world could you ever accomplish so much with so little… 12 kids with no running water, no electricity… And the bathroom was the Mekong river in the back of a grass hut… I am in awe of your power. I’m so grateful I was able to see you before you left us. I know you were scared and it was OK. We loved you so hard. You had such a tough life… Too many strokes… I’m so happy we were able to communicate even if you could talk anymore. We miss you… We miss you’re cooking. You would be so proud of my mom. She did it she saved everyone… 

To my mom for her unconditional love, support (financially and mostly financially 😇), and putting up with all of my Shenanigans over the years. I’ve broken her heart more times than I can count and she continues to be my rock till this day. 

To my uncle #2 for being a real father figure than my own dad… And his family and their kids for adopting me as one of their own, showing me what a normal family can really look like. The bonds you form as a family transcends space and time. Always Love Family… Even if your dad’s and A Hole… 

To my older brother… I am forever sorry to keep crossing your boundaries and disrespecting you. I only ever wanted to help… Life lesson no one and two… Never give coaching or any advice to anyone who never asked for it… Hardest and last lesson I learned the hardest way possible… For this reason I will never mention him in any of my writings or memories…. Ever… Lesson no 2… Playing full out in life is very hard… And comes with much growth and yelling if done correctly and incorrectly… I highly recommending doing it the 1st way… Bonus lesson… Slow and steady wins the race with less headaches, heart aches, and stress… Learn from my mistakes… Let’s move on… 

To B for being my ride or die, sleep deprived, Shenanigan filled road tripping on our way to Meowulf… We are created in the image of God… Therefore we are all creators… We are all artists… 🙏 I just got off the phone with God… He said Sleep wasn’t going to make it tonight… We’re gonna continue without him… 

To B2 for swinging for the fences every time everyday! You’re a wonderful father, an amazing husband, and ridiculous chef. Great job!… I gotta guy… 😆 Ha Choo… Bless You! 😇

To C for giving me the opportunity to stretch my entrepreneurial muscles and teach me Perl… You’re still the dumbest smartest person I know and I Love you… Even if I had to fire you from my social circles… 

To D for being another rock… rapping engineering lingo and playing with kittens… AND THE CONTROLLER… GOD PUT OUR PATHS TOGETHER… THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING… I BLAME U… 

To E for being my baker of sourdough and all things related to The Night Before and representing alternative view and opinions… 

To F for The Master Cleanse and connecting me with Ranes and teaching me to play your position and put yourself in the best position possible… While our paths have not crossed in years… I wish you all the best that life has to offer… I ❤️ U and your tribe and will always… GOD SPEED 🙏 

I KNOW I KNOW… IT’S WORTH IT… I PROMISE… YOU CAN SKIP TOO AND COME BACK… I’LL BE HERE… ALWAYS… 

To G1 for helping me burn my house down and becoming my first real friend. Racing RC Cars before there was internet and cell phones. 

To G2 for introducing me to so many circles that expanded my tribe in Tampa Bay… I owe you so much about my life. Thank you. I LOVE I 

To H1 for lending my mom $5K and took a chance on a Cambodian refugee family fresh off the boat, you were my mom’s best friend… I’m so. Grateful I was able to bring you and M1 down to Florida before you left us too early… My family will be forever grateful to you… 

To H2 for Curry Leaves, firing so many ideas at me, and being my first padawan. You are still one of my mom’s favorite of my friends… And that’s sayin something ♥️

To another H3S what happens at Hollewood… Stays in Holliewood 😆IYKYK Thank you for being my guide as I was tripping riding my bike at Burning Man to smell FEET 🤢🤮… While we may not agree in politics I know I still love you… ❤️

To J1 for being a hot mess express… You are who you are and I ❤️ U. You’re dad is proud of you! 

To J2 my brother from another mother… Galivanting in Amsterdam with L3… So you’re saying there were 3… Thank you for not killing me over my snoring in Sweden🙏

To J3 for adopting a 6ft bald Asian Hillbilly with big ass calves from North Cacalaci… I owe you more than words can say. I am your brother. I will move mountains for you! FINGERS TUUUUCCCHHH…

To K for picking me up from RDU and trusting me to you pop your cherry on Emily…😇

To L1 for adopting me and treating me like her brother from another mother… ❤️ JW😉

To another L2 the ❤️ of my life… THANK U for being in my life so many states away… I will always love U

To L3 for giving me a job working for you in your Herbalife cabal and meeting your mother… I knew we were cut from the same cloth… RESPECT… You showed us the way to have it all… build wealth, family, all the above… 

To M1 for teaching me how to drive a stick shift in your very old VW bug… GOD we loved you so much and wished we could have saved you and took you with us… We miss you so much and cannot wait until we meet each other again real soon… ❤️

To M2 for teaching me to read and write contracts, taking me to Burning Man and getting me out of that ticket… One chapter closed and another one opens…. It is our Encore performance….

To NC STATE CHEER… CB, DANCE, GYMNASTICS, WOMEN’S SOCCER, AND THE ENTIRE SPORTS MED DEPT… Thank you for training me with all the injuries, laughter, and cries… Handling pressure situations and keeping calm became a muscle reflex that I valued more often than I would ever admit… GO WOLFPACK! 🙏 

To Quieda Bell for giving me inspiration and purpose… We were all sad when you left us too soon on earth… I cannot wait until we see each other again very soon… Tell H1, we all love her and my mom misses and thinks of her daily… I BELIEVE IN YOU, I BELIEVE IN ME… I BELIEVE IN US. ❤️🙏😢

To R for helping me with fence posts and showing me how to be a good father and husband…

To T1 for taking me to school on the morning and bringing me to my mom. You were my mom’s first waitress she hired back then and will always be family. Get your ass to Florida and come visit… We miss you! 

To T2 for believing in me when I should never have opened up a dance club… 

And finally to everyone else I left out by mistake, I haven’t gotten to it yet, or by choice… Don’t take it personal… My tribe… I AM A FUNCTION OF ALL Y’ALL IN MY LIFE… THANK U! 

THANK YOU for watching over me, protecting me, and sticking me in the corner when I couldn’t behave… 

IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR… GOOD…

FOR THOSE THAT STILL DON’T GET IT… GIVE ME MY $2!… IYKYK

I WANT MY $2…. AND IF YOU DO GET IT… HELP A BROTHER OUT… BUT RESPECT BOUNDARIES… NEVER EVER CROSS BOUNDARIES.

FUNDAMENTALS… BASELINE… BASECAMP… CALL IT WHATEVER THE HECK YOU WANNA CALL IT…

I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ONE OF THE wildest craziest silliest… instci… whenci… you know… and IYDKNKN….LMAO…LOL… OMG… THIS IS JUST NONESENSE…

I GAVE YOU A MASH UP OF MOVIES… MAYBE MUSIC IS YOU’RE THING… BELIEVE IT OR NOT…

MUSIC IS MY JAM! I GAVE IT UP not too long ago and started to listen to politics… CRAZY … i know … I KNOW…. trust me. i KNOW….

MENTAL NOTE… start adding links to my favorite jams…. THANKS GROK… I MEAN JARVIS…. SIGH… THE ANSWER IS 42!…. ARE WE THERE YET… WTF IS THIS GUY ON… AND WHERE CAN I GET SOME…

WOULD YOU BELIEVE ME IF I SAID THAT I TREATED MY BODY LIKE AN AMUSEMENT PARK? i ABUSED IT… tortured myself…. I slaved and waited on everyone all day and night… I cooked… and I swept… for all those SUPER GRATEFUL FAMILY MEMBERS OF MINE… you want proof you say… OK… here you go …🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩 .

This is a hyperlapsed video of me serving my parents and older brother… I was introducing him to one of my really really really …. you know… yeah buddy!

NO I’M NOT GHEY… I’M ACTUALLY SINGLE AND I AM VERY AVAILABLE, BUT ALAS… THE WHOLE FAMILY LIVES WITH ME… LITERALLY AND PHYSICALLY AND SPIRITUALLY 😇😇.

u see… i had extremely severe mommy and daddy issues that took me 50 years to complete… THANK GOD I DID

TESTING 123… do rei mee…

now can you really …

IMAGINE

what if i’m half wrong…

what do you have to lose?

I know… I know…

TRUTH HURTS… IT’S ADDICTIVE…

BUT WHAT IS POSSILE?

HOW ABOUT A MASHUP? A REMIX…

UTOPIA…

READY?

READY OR NOT … HERE I COME…

READY PLAYER ONE + FREE GUY + THE EXPANSE (REMIXED) + STAR TREK + TOYS… TOO INFINITY AND BEYOND…

YOU FEEL ME?

THIS IS THE GAME I’M PLAYING.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT GAME YOU’RE PLAYING… HAPPY TRAILS MY FRIEND… I’M NOT YOU’RE GUIDE.

MY MISSION IS TO GET US TO MARS….

IF YOU’RE NOT WITH ME… JUST…. MOVE B’CH …GET OUT.. THE WAY … GET OUT THE WAY…GET OUT THE WAY…

if you think you can play at my level… REALLY?

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU…

PROVE ME WRONG…

MAKE IT BETTER

I’LL BE YOU’RE BIGGEST CHEERLEADER

ASK ANYBODY THAT KNOWS ME….

GO AHEAD…

I’M SERIOUS….

GROK…

WHAT’S UP BRO?

Tell me about FLOW STATE elegantly and concisely… baby steps

Flow state is the sweet spot where time dissolves, self-consciousness fades, and everything just clicks.

It’s not forced productivity or hustle. It’s effortless mastery: the mind and body become one instrument playing at its highest level.

Baby steps to enter flow (elegant path, no fluff)

1. Choose one clear, meaningful task Something you care about, with a beginning and end. Not “work,” but “this thing I want to do well.”
2. Remove every distraction Phone in another room. Notifications off. Door closed. Clean desk. Silence or ambient sound only.
3. Set the difficulty just right Hard enough to demand full attention (80–90% of your skill), easy enough you don’t panic. The famous “challenge–skill balance.”
4. Start with a 5-second commitment “I will do this for only 5 seconds.” That’s it. Momentum usually carries you past the gate.
5. Give yourself permission to disappear No judging the result. No worrying about “am I in flow yet?” Just do the next micro-action.
6. Notice the signs (they’re quiet)
   • Time vanishes
   • Self-talk disappears
   • You feel energized rather than drained
   • The work feels like play
7. Protect the exit When it fades, don’t force it. Step away, rest, reflect. Flow returns faster when you don’t chase it.

The elegant truth: Flow is not something you achieve. It is something you allow — by getting your ego, your phone, and your inner critic out of the way.

Start with one baby step tonight. One clear task. Five seconds.

The current will carry you from there.

You already know the feeling. You’ve lived it. Now you’re remembering how to return.

NOW IMAGINE OPERATING 100% FULL OUT + 100% FLOW STATE + 100% COMPLETENESS

WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE?

BLESSED LIFE

BEST LIFE… TODAY IS BETTER THAN YESTERDAY… EASY PEASY JAPANESY (MOVIE REFERENCE: SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION)

IS THIS REALLY POSSIBLE?

YEP

WANT PROOF?

This was on the 31st of January 2026

And I failed…actually I didn’t… failure is part of the equation… if you haven’t failed you have been playing a small game…

You are what you eat right? There is nothing I can say to you that you don’t already know… most of you…

I sacrificed quite a bit to have everyone come live with me. It was a struggle. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I can’t imagine what your life has been like. I know I don’t know much about you. I am blessed to have them so close to me every day 90-95% of the time. We operate as a family. I put them all through a ton… lots of yelling. lots of everything. but I came out completely free… they know all my secrets… all my failures… and that set me free beyond a level I never knew existed. That happened recently. Shortly there after… the book.

My ability and willingness to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… gave me a sense of freedom… I wish everyone could feel what I feel. thus the book. If i can give anyone of you just even a tiny glimpse or hint to the secrets to living a blessed life, I hope I don’t let you down. I know that I cannot make you or anyone do anything. I can only say or write things to inspire you.

If you want to give me money, I will take it. pinky swear… but as you can see, i’m willing to share my guru’s and tips and cheat codes i have collected along the way. My secret to living this way is, set strong boundaries, communicate over communicate… to be unclear is to be unkind. get out of debt. clean up any issues that pop up. tell the truth. be as kind as possible, be willing to serve and lead. be at cause of your life.

I know I threw a ton at you. I’m sorry. That is why it’s free. If you wanna put skin in the game, it’s a minimum of $2. I pinky swear I will put it to good use, supporting my family, and sharing my heart out.

You can count on me to update this and the book. Some people like the Expressway version, some like the normal route… and some people like me just like to take their time. We take the scenic tour. Slow and steady always wins the race.

If you need support, hit me up. My socials are there and I will respond the best I can. Please be respectful of my own privacy and security. Protect the pandas… we are an endangered species.

I won’t explicitly share what Shenanigans I have taken over the years. It is a true miracle I survived all of it. Really. What I can say is, there was a trip I took down to Coral Gables. It was the most epic trip. Imagine being in the movie mashup I have recommended to you already… I remember ringing that bell… pushing that button and having conversations with a God or something… can’t really say or describe it… believe what you want to believe… to me it was dead real. I felt the darkness. the evil all around … crazy… crazy….

through my own experience in life i was able to ring that bell for my side… the “good” side … you have to choose for yourself if i am good or not… that isn’t up to me. In my world i am the creator and maker of rules. I can tell you this though… Since that day, my life shifted. I continued to level up, completed with my family entirely and now I see a purple shimmer all around me when I am walking the walk and my actions are in alignment with who I am. And when I do fall of my horse from time to time… we all do… I also sense that dark side. I am able to control my addictions, my pain, may sacrifices. I have noticed one thing for me is true… the more I sacrifice in the short term, gives me an abundance of peace that is just extraordinary. I can see how time compresses and stretches. I know when to play full out and get things done. I know when to take my time because details matter… and the level of fine breakthroughs continue to this day…

Flow state is real. Evil is real. God is real… is it your God or my God… does it really matter? I gave up the game of looking good and being right decades ago… there are bigger games to play… everything else are distractions and side quests… they take away energy and time away from you. The better you can get into Flow State, the more at play it becomes. and the peace around you and your tribe grow exponentially. And my tribe is growing. I am reconnecting and completing with old friends from different states and countries… to play a bigger game, you see… it will require a bigger tribe you can trust with your life to get bigger games and goals complete. I’m all in on the All In Podcast, PBD, Rogan, Elon, Timcast… I don’t really care what the government is doing or who’s in office… Not really… it doesn’t impact my day to day.

Try doing what I have done for the month of January while having a full time job… I had to give up my personal choice to be in a relationship to do what I am doing. I am not saying I am not interested… not true at all. What I learned towards the last few years… I was meant to be caregiving for both my elderly parents full time like I am because that is what gives me purpose. When I sweep the floors, cook for them, provide for them… it brings me joy… and I have yet to find many people that can out work me. I wrote this more for my tribe than anyone else. I don’t say it enough, but I love you and thank you for putting up with this panda over the years. I hope I made you cry, laugh, and love. More than anything I pray I gave you peace.

For now, I will end this brief edition with a few chapters… the real chapters of the book. Yes it’s real. I’m practicing with my life first so I can really put my game face on to write the real story… Mama Tan’s story puts mine to shame. That is the story that needs to be told. The entire world needs to hear it. Can I count on you to help pass the word? I’m not advertising. I’m not marketing. If I do this right, word of mouth, slow and steady, will always win the race.

当我构思书名时，最初的副标题是“胡闹如何拯救了我的生命、我的家庭，并让我更加接近信仰”……在咨询了一位值得信赖的顾问之后，我想说的是……重点并非在于宗教……重点在于如何成为自己、家人、社区、族群乃至整个世界的最佳守护者……这就是我的愿景和使命……

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如果你正在阅读这篇文章，那是因为有人深深地爱着你。你对那个人的生活产生了重要的影响，这是一份珍贵的礼物。请记住这一点，并在有机会的时候，也与他们分享他们对你生活的影响。表达感激之情是一份永不止息的礼物。我蒙受了无数的恩赐，我曾与上帝进行过许多对话，而且至今仍然每天如此。

我希望与你分享我的人生经验和感悟，希望它们能让你的生活变得更加美好。我可能没有经常说，但我的存在离不开你。即使我们的道路已经分岔，我们不再联系，也请记住，我爱你，并祝愿你拥有人生中最美好的一切。我一直都看到你身上蕴藏着巨大的潜力，也许你当时还没有准备好去接受，也没有准备好去努力实现。我希望你在自己的时间、旅程和冒险中，找到通往上帝的道路，我的朋友，也希望我们能再次相遇。

分享：

如果你从中有所收获……请与你爱的人和信任的人分享。如果你了解我，就知道我做这件事不是为了钱。这一切都必须自然而然地发展……百分之百如此。没有营销，没有任何其他手段……我可能会在文章中添加一些联盟链接或推荐网站，方便你购买我推荐的产品……但这并非我的本意……

Venmo – @pandatanman

我们会专门创建一个捐款页面……也许明天就能做好……现在还不重要。

这一切究竟是怎么回事？为什么？

通过我这段史诗般的传奇冒险，我得以原谅我的父亲，爱他，照顾他（即使在我看来他并不值得），向我深爱的母亲敞开心扉，最终也与我的哥哥冰释前嫌（这是打开一切的关键！）。我对他们完全坦诚相待。他们知道一切。没有任何秘密。所有的一切……想象一下我拥有多么大的自由……我们都拥有这样的自由……难道你不希望每个人都能拥有这样的自由吗？

为了证明这一点……

等你老了，像我爸爸那样，可能就吃不了多少东西了……你会瘦得皮包骨头……走路摇摇晃晃……站不稳……需要别人的帮助和照顾……他真是个混蛋……没错，他就是那样的人……

当气温达到华氏79度（相当于摄氏26.1111111111度……这将会成为一个最大的内部笑话……）我出汗……没开玩笑……我是个秃头……我身材魁梧……我身高六英尺……我就是那个身高六英尺、秃头、有南方口音的亚洲人……还有两条粗壮的小腿！别惹我……我会把我的小腿当回旋镖扔出去，嗖嗖嗖嗖……哇啊……咔……翻转它……拍打它……揉搓它……这对火鸡有什么影响？

我把我的家……我们的家保持在华氏78度。随着年龄的增长，我们渴望温暖。由于我人生中的选择——我的说话方式、我的行为举止、我所展现的一切——让我获得了内心的平静……我现在能够分辨生活中的细微之处。这是一种罕见的……非常罕见的礼物……我一直在锻炼这种新的能力，我注意到，这对我的父亲来说，是最好的礼物。

如果你自己没有，那就给每个家庭成员都买一个吧。对于孩子们来说……就我而言，对于我的父母和哥哥来说，这可是新奇玩意儿。这玩意儿很“老式”，是模拟的，不是数字的。开关也很简单。这是我找到的最符合我价值观的产品。就是这个关联.

我最近找到了一位老大师……这就是他的推荐……点击图片即可购买……自己做做功课……我对我这位大师深信不疑……给你……致敬！我以前真是井底之蛙……谢谢……我真是太幸运了……一块璞玉……那个小小的维尼熊……小小的……一坨屎！💩 火龙果会让你拉肚子！嚼碎里面的籽……这才是关键！你以后会感谢我的……不客气……献给迈克尔·马利斯的颂歌……致敬 😁

如果你弄脏了东西，你可能需要清理一下……我推荐用这个……😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣这会改变你的生活！我们厨房就用这个。我们把它剪成合适的尺寸，简直太棒了！不客气……迈克尔·马利斯

顺便提一下……如果你有腰痛问题，可能是你的走路姿势不对……挺直腰板，有意识地走路……走得坚定有力。走直线。我之前总是向右偏。就这么一点小小的调整……就让一个孩子的越野赛成绩提高了两秒……想象一下她妈妈感谢那位教练的情景……他叫吉姆……告诉他是我（熊猫）推荐你去的……谢谢吉姆，你对我的家人照顾得真好……致敬！

我的姑姑教我如何辨别最好的茶叶……她因癌症去世了……我至今仍然非常想念她，也深深爱着她和她的家人！正是因为她，我现在才能和谭妈妈一起，每天品尝着生活中最美好的茶……她的离世让我彻底崩溃……真的彻底崩溃了……我把自己封闭起来好几年……现在我回来了，比以往任何时候都更强大，我要把她教给我的东西传承下去……致敬😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭。我让你拿毛巾！最后一次警告……

以下是您提供的整段英文内容的简体中文翻译（尽量保持原汁原味的语气、能量、幽默和疯狂劲儿，读起来像Tan本人在用中文rap一样自然流畅）：

我跟一个超级铁的朋友打赌，我的 延伸目标 就是要在这个星期六1月31号之前把这事儿搞定。你来当裁判……市长大人……你欠我一美元！快来咖喱叶（餐厅名称）见我！😂❤️😁🐼

这是简版 悬崖笔记（简短版）……免费的！请点赞、转发、啥啥啥……废话少说，咱们直接开干！

我现在机关枪模式……后面会慢慢展开更多……目前先道个歉，如果下面的话让你不舒服、疼或者难受，对不起啊……跟上节奏……跳着看……速读……随便你……你懂规矩……不懂规矩的，很快你就懂了。

我想通过分享我自己干的这件傻逼疯狂不可能的事，来给你看看你到底有多大潜力：写一本能改变人生、翻天覆地、带来世界和平那种级别的书，而且目标截止日期是1月31号星期六……而我其实是1月份才真正开始动笔的……1月1号之后某天……

听起来不可能对吧……但对我来说，这就是我坐在马桶上度过的时间……我的快乐圣地……我最好的主意和顿悟全在这里产生……不是开玩笑……如果你卡壳了或者啥的，去拉个屎或者冲个澡……真的会改变你的人生！认真的！

我就是在厕所里听播客，然后冲澡，照顾我那两个睡着了的老人爸妈……这个周末还要跟两个超级铁哥们儿重聚，因为其中一个过生日……我把他们当亲兄弟、当家人。

我有一个梦……其实好几个梦……Grok它！ 在我的梦里，我的乌托邦……你能不能想象一个超级高信任的社会，丰盛到爆，大家互相照顾自己的部落，根本不需要政府和法律？

当然它们现在还存在……暂时……邪恶是真实存在的。法律是给那些违背誓言的人、从马上摔下来的人准备的……

在我的世界里，我们自己照顾自己。我们会严格审查每一个想加入部落的人……后面再细说，先放着……但这就是我的“为什么”……我要跟Elon一起去火星……我all in Elon……如果Elon拍拍我肩膀，我怎么可能拒绝……我绝对不会……你能想象吗……现在才1月……

我为家人和部落做的牺牲……我愿意为他们每一个人献出生命……你信我吗……每一个人？哇……这样的高信任社会会是什么样子？我好奇……你能不能试着想象一下……这就是我的为什么，这就是我在玩的游戏……赌注就是这些。

走起！LFG!!! 准备……预备……跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！跑！

自我照顾。自我成长。运动……身体和精神的饮食……我跟体重斗争了很多年。我们那个越南厨师长叫我“胖小子”叫了无数次……那就是上帝在说：别他妈吃那么多……我吃到吐过……真的……

大师清洁法（我每年都会进行的一种饮食疗法）……辣柠檬汁饮食……10天受罪……熬过去你就重生了……盐水冲肠是最难的部分。用高品质水……细节决定成败……KAGEN水。点链接了解更多……我还没试过纯水断食或者狮子饮食……你可以研究研究……控制你的饮食……动起来……干活……要么忙着活，要么忙着死……电影梗……《肖申克的救赎》……

别开始猜我的“为什么”了……skirrrrt.. lmfao… wtf… omg… lol……（请忽略这些内容，因为它们在中文中没有意义）… 我试图描述一下当你高速行驶然后突然刹车时会发出什么样的声音……会发出刺耳的尖叫声。他快死了吗？他得了癌症吗？痴呆症？阿尔茨海默症……我知道你在想什么……我看到你醒着的时候……我知道你什么时候醒着……我知道谁是淘气的，谁是乖的……我无所不知……不……都不是……但我正在处理所有这些事情。你们有些人也会遇到同样的问题。我理解你们！❤️

孩子。家庭。我想要孩子，而且想要很多孩子……除此之外的一切都是干扰，不值得我浪费时间。

照顾我的父母。老年护理。人寿保险。你们无法想象我为父母做了多少……他们得到了很好的照顾。那些知道的人……都知道……

插曲 这件事必须说出来

我有一个非常亲密的朋友，去年他的父亲去世了，原因是我们政府、社会保障局、退伍军人事务部的腐败……听起来耳熟吗？

我们的父母几乎没有为任何事情做过计划。一些琐碎的事情，比如我们该如何处理他们的所有东西？

处理我的家庭事务，我花了整整三年时间，进行了无数次谈话和旅行，才说服我的家人卖掉我们长大的房子，清理掉他们不想保留的东西，并改变他们的生活安排。在听说佛罗里达州一家当地养老院对我朋友的父亲做了什么之后……养老院对我的父母来说根本不是一个选择……老年护理是我朋友一生中最艰难的挑战之一……远比竞技体育难得多……他们谋杀了那个人……在我看来。

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Landmark教育。进阶课程。SELP。WISDOM 语言就是构造。没有正直啥都玩不转。全情投入……玩得狠。爱得更狠。休息最狠……控制节奏……这是马拉松……不是短跑……

宗教……我不宗教……给自己恩典……原谅自己。原谅别人。别管别人闲事……专注……激光般专注。划清边界并说清楚……你看我简历，上面可没写ESP或读心术……你心里的对话只有你知道……

插曲 这件事必须说出来

我有一位非常要好的朋友，去年他的父亲去世了，原因是我们政府、社会保障部门和退伍军人事务部的腐败……听起来是不是很耳熟？

问题是，我们的父母几乎没有为身后事做任何安排。一些琐碎的事情，比如我们该如何处理他们的遗物？

为了处理我父母的事情，我花了整整三年时间，进行了无数次谈话，跑了很多地方，才说服我的家人卖掉我们从小长大的房子，清理掉他们不想保留的东西，并改变他们的居住安排。在听说佛罗里达州一家养老院对我朋友的父亲做了什么之后……我父母绝对不会选择养老院……养老问题是我朋友一生中遇到的最艰难的挑战之一……比任何竞技体育比赛都要难得多……在我看来，他们简直是谋杀了那位老人……

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那个小声音可以很邪恶很黑暗。我现在已经没有了……我把它永久关进小黑屋……每次抓到它，就把它打扮成圣诞树，挂上像死臭鼬一样恶心的装饰……提醒我这个声音有多不严肃。我的ego对我已经没权力了……从Landmark开始我就一直在练这块肌肉……

时间管理……Tim Ferriss。4小时工作周。4小时身体。写清单……把信纸对折四次就有8个小待办事项清单……

Dave Ramsey……财务和平……每一块钱……遗产……体面退休……积累财富……分散投资……Strike.me https://invite.strike.me/TXKC2H…（这是一个可以将美元兑换成比特币的网站……一种网络货币……别担心……如果你问这个问题，说明它对你来说并不重要。）

查查你的401K提供商有没有PCRA(个人选择退休账户——允许您通过同一家公司的中转账户，使用您的401K资金购买股票)账户……Grok一下……

车……买丰田……买美国货……Tesla……SpaceX……我刚收到消息，2026款Model X 2月18号到手……昨天刚通知的……🙏 😇

成年真他妈烂……但不可避免……@Cernovich 和 @Michaelmalice 在丢智慧……不客气！去看！ https://youtu.be/yPgoBk2Ofag?si=XjsZZRkKKrLQZoG0

顺便说一句……这整段我坐在马桶上40分钟写完的……我任务失败了😢……我要多吃火龙果，因为火龙果让人拉屎……要嚼种子。我们自己种的。那是上帝赐给肠道规律的神器……🙏 接下来是Benefiber或者Metamucil……不然就上大杀器……粉色标签那种……或者多吃绿叶菜有机解决……大家多喝水！补水！补水！补水！

（翻译完毕～保持了原味的疯癫、热情和厕所文学风格！如果需要调整语气或某部分更口语/更正式，随时告诉我～）

现在来说说我创作故事的真正内容……它目前仍在创作中。

如果你能看到这里……很好……

对于那些还没明白的人……把我的两美元给我！……懂的都懂！

我要我的两美元……如果你明白了……帮帮兄弟一把……但要尊重界限……永远不要越界。

基本原则……基础……大本营……你想怎么叫就怎么叫……

我要告诉你一些最疯狂、最离谱、最愚蠢的事情……你知道的……如果你不知道……哈哈……笑死我了……天哪……这简直是胡说八道……

我给你混搭了一些电影……也许音乐才是你的菜……信不信由你……

音乐是我的最爱！不久前我放弃了音乐，开始听政治……太疯狂了……我知道……我知道……相信我，我知道……

提醒自己……开始添加我最喜欢的歌曲链接……谢谢Grok……我是说Jarvis……唉……答案是42！……我们到了吗？……这家伙到底在说什么……我该去哪里弄点儿？

如果我说我把自己的身体当成游乐园，你会相信吗？我虐待它……折磨自己……我日夜不停地为所有人做牛做马……我做饭……我扫地……为了我那些超级感恩的家人……你说想要证据？好吧……给你……🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩。

这是一段我为父母和哥哥服务的延时视频……我当时正在向他介绍我一个非常非常非常……你知道的……没错，伙计！

不，我不是同性恋……我实际上是单身，而且非常渴望恋爱，但是……唉……全家人都和我住在一起……字面意义上、身体上、精神上都是如此😇😇。你看……我曾经有非常严重的父母问题，花了50年才解决……感谢上帝，我终于做到了！

测试 123

现在，你能真正……

想象一下吗？

如果我有一半是错的呢？

你有什么可失去的？

我知道……我知道……

真相很伤人……但它也让人上瘾……

但一切皆有可能！

来个混搭怎么样？一个混音版……

乌托邦……

准备好了吗？

不管你准备好了没有……我来了……

头号玩家 + 失控玩家 + 太空无垠（混音版）+ 星际迷航 + 玩具……飞向无限，超越一切……

你懂我的意思吗？

这就是我正在玩的游戏。

我不知道你在玩什么游戏……祝你好运，我的朋友……我不是你的向导。

我的任务是带我们去火星……

如果你不跟我一起……那就……滚开……让开……让开……让开……

如果你觉得你能达到我的水平……真的吗？

我敢跟你打赌……

证明我是错的……

做得更好

我会是你最大的啦啦队

问问任何认识我的人……

尽管问……

我是认真的……

理解了吗？

你好，兄弟？